From Liberty Forest
… you use super glue to seal back the corners of your ‘Goldwater for President’ bumper sticker.
… you cringe and your mind spins to an internal discussion of property rights when you accidentally step on the corner of someone’s yard.
… your dog’s name is Fido the Uncaged.
… the grooves on the side of the road meant to protect from falling asleep at the wheel piss you off for the arrogance of trying to protect you from yourself at the expense of the tread on your tires.
… you’ve used the term ‘austrian economics’ multiple times today.
… your discussions about sports or the weather lead inevitably to some obscure principle of liberty.
… you hover over links all over the web expecting a thread preview like Liberty Forest.
…you can’t have a casual conversation with friends
…your wardrobe is full of propaganda t-shirts
…you can’t decide what bumper sticker to put on
…you stay up all night posting Rand Paul videos on youtube!
…The length of a liberty nerds conversation is in direct proportion to the odds of it ending at Mises vs. Friedman.
…you stay up an extra hour even though you’ve been up all night to watch said Rand Paul vids on youtube
……when your at work and a customer mentions bailouts, war, or anything else in the news and every employee there looks at you expecting a comment.
……the bedtime story for your 7 year old is frequently the constitution or citizens rule book
…..your kindergartener gets in trouble at school for calling hillary clinton a socialist
.. when you see RP stuff somewhere and start becoming giddy because you see another supporter.
.. when Obama’s on the TV, and you make sure that the channel gets changed, no matter who’s in the room.
…upon reading the phrase, “2nd and 5th”, you immediately think “right to bear arms and due process”.
…You know you’re a liberty nerd when
but you read it anyway.
…You speak to your wife in Constitutional terminology when she asks you how your day went.
…Your idea of a fun Friday night is passing out liberty fliers, bumper stickers, and copies of the Constitution at a socialist’s convention in your city.
…Your classmates ask you questions about economics and civics because your political science professor can’t answer them.
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This post was written by Michael Maresco on April 8, 2009
…You know you’re a liberty nerd when

